I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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