ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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