Don't you send me to vm
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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