what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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