Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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