Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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