we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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