Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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