Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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