I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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