It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i believe in u and ur pee
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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