I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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