I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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