I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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