Porn is love you can see.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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