It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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