so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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