I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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