Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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