Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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