what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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