nut hugger
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Sext me about skeletons
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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