What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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