Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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