i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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