guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize