What a fucking waste of an outfit
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
wow bdsm is so cute
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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