I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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