I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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