i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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