Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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