did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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