stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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