Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My cat gives me a boner
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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