Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize