let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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