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Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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