I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
How naked do you want me to be?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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