yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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