i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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