let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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