So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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