Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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