the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
tell me about the fingering
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