When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
