I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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