Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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