I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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