whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Ladies don't puke and tell
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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