I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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