Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We got so high we made milksteak
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's blow job season.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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