I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just had sex bonerless
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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