Don't you send me to vm
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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