It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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