We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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